(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(THUNDERCLAP)
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
DARTH VADER: Mustafar.
From its fiery depths I rose just as my new castle rises
as the ultimate testimony to the awesome power of the dark side!
(THUNDERCLAP)
So... What do you think?
(SCOFFS) A little on the nose is what I think.
I mean, you can say evil fortress on the hill without saying it, you know?
Look at this place,
you could really use something, anything...
-(ECHOING) A chair, perhaps. -(DARTH VADER SIGHS)
Anywho, no time to sit around. We've got a galaxy to conquer.
-Master! -Gah! Who is that? Who are you?
Vaneé is but the humble servant to Darth Vader, Lord of the Sith.
(GIGGLING)
I've prepared your bath, master.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(SQUEAKING)
Conquer now, tubby time later. Let's go.
-DARTH VADER: But my castle... -(GROANS) Fine.
You. Darth Hideous. Keep an eye on the place.
(GASPS) It would be Vaneé's honor to serve...
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
(THUNDERCLAP)
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
(ENGINE ROARING)
What are you, the last five guys in the galaxy to get the news?
The First Order is destroyed.
The war is over. You lost! Go home!
(BB-8 BLEEPING)
Okay, suit yourself.
(ENGINE WHIRRING)
(BB-8 BLEEPING)
I'm not scared of these bucketheads!
Watch this!
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(CHUCKLES) Like taking candy from a baby porg.
Now let's go home!
-(BB-8 BLEEPING) -(EXPLOSION)
-Don't be such a worry wampa! I got this. -(ALARM SOUNDING)
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
POE: Okay, still got this.
I just need to make an emergency landing on that bright red lava planet.
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
I got this, I got this,
-I got this. -(CRASHES)
(GRUNTS)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(HATCH HISSES)
See? Told ya, I got this.
-We'll just call for help and... -(CRACKLES)
-Comm's dead. Hmm. -(BB-8 BLEEPING)
Okay, no biggie.
Come on. Let's go find some help.
(BB-8 BLEEPING)
I was not showing off! That TIE got off a lucky shot!
-(THUNDER RUMBLING) -(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
-Oh, I bet we can find help there! -(BB-8 BLEEPING)
Okay, you can stay here alone... In these dark, creepy woods.
-(THUNDERCLAP) -(BB-8 EXCLAIMS)
(BB-8 BLEEPING)
That's what I thought.
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
What is this place?
-Hello? Excuse me? -Gah!
Don't sneak up on a guy like that, will you?
I got a condition, you know?
Oh, sorry. What are you buildin' here?
Castle Vader!
The galaxy's first all-inclusive, Sith-inspired luxury theme resort.
A place for fun-lovin', free-spending families from across the galaxy
to finally indulge in their inner dark side!
What do you think?
You're building a hotel.
-In Darth Vader's old castle. -Mmm-hmm.
No offense, but that sounds like a really bad idea, Mr... um...
Graballa! The Hutt!
Legendary entrepreneur? Real estate tycoon?
Um...
Cousin of the late Jabba, may he rest in peace.
And you are who exactly?
Poe Dameron.
Poe Dameron!
(GASPS) The fearless pilot who destroyed Starkiller Base
and led the Resistance on Exegol?
(CHUCKLES) I mean, a lot of folks helped... But, uh, yes.
It is an honor, General.
Please, allow me to give you a tour.
Raam, Baash... Help the gentleman with his luggage.
-Oh, no, no, that's not my lugg... Okay. -(BB-8 BLEEPING)
We've been working around the clock and I've spared no expense.
Castle Vader is gonna be class all the way.
Lava fountain. (CHUCKLES) We got one.
So... My X-wing took some damage back there and...
And wait'll you see the lobby!
General, are you familiar with the term, "celebrity endorsement"?
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
NI-L8: A stranger enters.
Could they finally be the one to fulfill the Prophecy of Mustafar?
A fearless pilot arrives
with the strength to unlock the treasures of my master's castle?
-(GASPS) Perhaps... -(THUNDERCLAP)
The troopers set the mood the second you walk in.
And I got 'em all.
Storm, shore, scout, snow, death...
-Even my own creation, the skelo-trooper. -(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
(YELPS)
RECORDED VOICE: Feel the power of the dark side...
Of the dark side... Of the dark side... Of the dark side...
-(CONTINUES GLITCHING) -Ow! I'll show you a dark side!
Um, excuse me, Mr. The Hutt? I might be able to fix it.
I highly doubt that. (GRUNTS)
All right, go ahead, kid.
So, what do you say? Ready to be Castle Vader's official S-Poe-ksman?
You see what I did with your name there?
I put the Poe in spokesman! (LAUGHS)
RECORDED VOICE: Feel the power of the dark side...
at the Empire Emporium! Now open.
(PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING)
-Oh, you've got skills, kid. -Thank you, sir, I...
Hey! You... You're... (GASPS)
Hi. Poe Dameron. What's your name?
I'm Dean! I can't believe I'm meeting the Poe Dameron!
You're the best pilot in the galaxy!
Oh, I don't know about "best." Maybe top three. Or two.
You're pretty good with those tools.
I could use some help fixing my X-wing.
Me, fix your X-wing? I'd be honored!
I wanna be a pilot too someday, and you know...
(TUTS) The grown-ups are talking.
So, it looks like we each have something the other wants.
So I'll make you a deal.
You record a holovid for Castle Vader, and I'll have the kid fix your X-wing.
After my X-wing is running. You're not the first Hutt I've dealt with.
-Come on, kid. -No!
(THUNDERCLAP)
The fearless pilot mustn't leave.
Vaneé! What've I told you about sneaking up on people?
Sorry. He came with the place.
Sort of a creepy caretaker. Emphasis on "creepy." Just ignore him.
(SNIFFS) Hmm...
-Uh, that's kinda tough. -(SNIFFS) Hmm...
Okay, Vaneé. We've talked about sniffing the guests.
Boys...
But Vaneé has something to show the brave pilot.
Some other time. We're kind of in a rush.
-(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) -NI-L8, show them.
-Behold, The Helmet of Ren! -(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
Did you say Ren? As in Kylo?
This helmet belonged to the one who helped create him.
Would you like to hear its tale?
The man said he's in a rush!
Tell me.
(CHUCKLES)
This is the tale of a powerful warrior who longed for more...
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
Excellent, Ben.
(GROANS) This is such a waste of time, Uncle Luke.
I'm so much stronger than all of them.
Patience. There are no shortcuts to becoming a Jedi.
How is this lame rock-stacking gonna make me a great Jedi?
I sense your frustration, nephew.
Really? Wow! Did you use the Force to sense that?
(R2-D2 BLEEPING)
He'll be fine, R2. He just has more to learn.
Master Skywalker! I think I did it!
Oh! Ow!
(SIGHS) Every time with you, Cozler!
-"No shortcuts to becoming a Jedi." -JAWA: Hey!
How long did he train on Dagobah? Like, 20 minutes?
-(ENGINE WHIRRING) -(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
The Knights of Ren are coming! Be afraid! Be very afraid!
(KNIGHTS OF REN CHEERING)
REN: Knights of Ren, feast on their fear!
Take all that you want!
(ENGINES ACCELERATING)
(ALL WHOOPING)
(DROID BLEEPS)
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
See you around, kid. Let's roll!
(ALL HOWLING)
(GRUNTING)
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
(GASPS)
Join us, Ben.
-(THUNDERCLAP) -(GASPS)
(PANTING)
Solo... Join us, Ben.
Don't listen to him, Ben.
Stay out of it, Skywalker!
Power is yours for the taking, Solo.
(CHUCKLING) We're doing dream sequences now?
Sorry to interrupt, son,
Mom and I were wondering if you're coming homing for dinner...
Chewie made your favorite. Roast Tip-Yip in Bantha sauce.
-(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING) -Join us, Ben.
(YELPS)
(GASPING)
Stay on the path, Ben. (ECHOES)
(CHILDREN SINGING IN HUTTESE)
(SCREAMING)
REN: Solo...
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
Solo... Solo... Solo.
You aren't Jedi. Are you Sith?
The Knights of Ren live by our own code.
Use our power to take what we want.
You have skills.
Yet you follow that fossil Skywalker when you could have so much more.
You could be one of us.
Or are you afraid?
(KNIGHTS OF REN LAUGHING)
KNIGHT OF REN: Yeah!
(BLOWS RASPBERRY) Not in those old rags.
The Knights of Ren have a reputation to keep.
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(KNIGHTS OF REN CHEERING)
(ALL HOWLING)
Really? Not again.
Would you please... Could you just... This isn't funny.
(BEN HOWLING)
(LAUGHING)
REN: You got the knight fever, Ben!
(KNIGHTS OF REN CHEERING)
(BEN SCREAMS)
(KLOO HORN PLAYING)
REN: Yeah! Play that kloo horn!
-KNIGHT OF REN: He's so good. -You're moving like a real champ.
(BEN LAUGHING)
Whoo!
(LAUGHS) That was so fun! I am in!
REN: No, no, no. There's still the initiation.
Uh... Wasn't the beach dancing the initiation?
My uncle's lightsaber. How did you get...
I told you. We take what we want.
Now, take what you want.
To create a Knight of Ren requires destruction.
Destroy what Skywalker has built and you will be free.
No... I don't know.
TRUDGEN: Don't waste your time with him, Ren.
The kid's a total Kylo. (LAUGHING)
Kylo?
TRUDGEN: Yeah, Kylo. Small. Weak. Scared.
ALL: (CHANTING) Kylo... Kylo... Kylo... Kylo...
I'm not scared! I'm not a Kylo!
Then take what you want.
What I want is for you to leave me alone!
Wrong choice, kid.
Knights of Ren, destroy the Temple!
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
(GRUNTS)
(ALL GRUNTING)
TRUDGEN: Destroy the Temple. Yeah! (LAUGHS)
Ow! (GRUNTS)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(LAUGHS)
-(WARBLING) -(REN LAUGHS)
(GRUNTS)
Power was yours for the taking.
But you're too scared... Kylo.
Keep calling me that. I'm starting to like it!
(LAUGHING)
-(YELPS) -(GRUNTS)
(SCREAMS)
(CHUCKLES) Rock stacking. Go figure.
LUKE: Ben?
-Ben! -No, Uncle Luke. Call me...
Kylo.
And that night was Kylo Ren's first step on his path to power!
-(SCREECHING) -(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
-(BB-8 BLEEPS) -And how did that work out for him?
What was even the point of that story? To scare us?
(CHUCKLES) It worked!
No.
To remind you that there is much to be taken by those unafraid to take it.
(HISSING) Sith artifacts lie beyond this door.
The Prophecy of Mustafar
foretells the arrival of a fearless stranger with the strength to open it.
Perhaps, a brave pilot who has fought many battles?
Sounds like my cue.
What about your X-wing?
(WHISPERS) If there's even a small chance Vaneé is telling the truth,
there's no way I'm letting a Hutt get his slimy hands on Sith artifacts.
(SHATTERS)
(GRUNTS) Come on. Give me a hand.
(BOTH GRUNTING)
-(CLICKS) -(POE GRUNTS)
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
Yes... Follow Vaneé!
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
Much to see. Much to find... Come on! (LAUGHS)
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
BOTH: (YELP) Monster!
(DROID BLEEPING)
Would you bantha brains focus?
I mean, look at all this space!
We can add a business center and a gym!
You said you want to be a pilot.
So, how'd you wind up on Graballa's clean-up detail?
You saving for a ship or something?
For my family. My mom was a mechanic. We had a shop on Arkanis.
Had a shop? What happened?
The First Order accused her of helping the Resistance and destroyed it.
(SIGHS) People got scared and wouldn't hire her anymore.
-So now it's all on you. -(SIGHS) Yeah.
I'm afraid if I lose this job, my family has nothing.
Hey, I get it. I had a tough childhood, too.
But it's a big galaxy.
You can't let fear get to you. Look at me.
-We got room for luxury suites! -(PANTS)
-(BB-8 BLEEPS) -(SCOFFS) Was not.
The ancient lightsaber repository.
We're looking for something very special.
(GASPS) The Saber of Scardont.
Said to be a Sith lightsaber of unusual power.
(GASPS) How dare you!
(CHUCKLING) Ooh! This must be priceless!
-(IMITATES LIGHTSABER) -(CRACKLES)
(GRUNTS) What the... Dean! Fix it!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
That's a Sith lightsaber, kid. I wouldn't mess with it.
(SIGHS) I told you, I can't lose this job.
(BB-8 BLEEPING)
While the boy toils,
would any of you care to hear the Tale of the Saber of Scardont?
Why do I have the feeling no matter what we say, you're gonna...
-It is a tale of two monstrosities. -And there it is...
-(THUNDERCLAP) -(BOTH YELP)
Was that lightning... Inside?
(THUNDERCLAP)
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
VANEÉ: Left for dead by a Jedi named Obi-Wan Kenobi,
-Darth Maul nonetheless survived. -(CHANTING)
And made his way to a clan of witches known as the Nightsisters.
-Now, you shall rise! Rise! -(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
But of course, Mother.
(YELPS) Ow!
Uh-oh.
MOTHER TALZIN: Rise!
-(BLEEPS) -(GRUNTS)
MOTHER TALZIN: Rise!
(GROANS)
Ah, so close.
-Now... Rise! -ALL: Rise!
-(DARTH MAUL GROWLS) -Rise!
Hang on. A guy gets cut in half, lives,
and gets put back together by a bunch of witches.
(CHUCKLING) Is anybody buying this?
Oh, tell us more!
Yeah, does he take the legs off to sleep?
But Maul was not the only one who returned after being left for dead.
(GRUNTING IN ROOM)
VANEÉ: A loyal student of Count Dooku once known as Qymaen jai Sheelal,
but reborn as General Grievous.
(GROWLS)
-You clumsy fool! -Excuse me?
(GRUNTS) Kidding.
General Grievous, we are receiving a transmission from Lord Sidious.
How may I be of service, my lord?
There is an ancient Sith Saber located on the sixth moon in the Scardont system.
You will find it and bring it to me.
And be warned, the Saber of Scardont's power is so great,
anyone who attempts to wield it will be driven mad.
I shall not fail.
(COUGHING)
Oh, no! (GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS) Really scraping the bottom of the barrel
with General Wheezius there.
You know, back in the day, I had Darth Maul.
You know, before he "came apart."
(LAUGHING)
I have returned, my master.
No! (CHUCKLING) Hey, hey! Well, look at you.
You're... You're alive.
Oh, and look you've got legs... A whole bunch of legs.
-Yes. So, many legs. (CLEARS THROAT) -No, no, no. Turn... Turn left.
-I... No! -My left.
One, two, three, four, five, six. (GRUNTS)
-(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) -I will retrieve the Saber of Scardont
so that I may once again stand by your side.
Oh, you heard that.
VANEÉ: Though the journey was difficult, Grievous would not yield.
(MONSTER SCREECHES)
(GROWLING)
DARTH SIDIOUS: The Saber of Scardont's power is so great,
anyone who attempts to wield it will be driven mad.
(DARTH MAUL CLEARS THROAT)
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Ah, a rival to bring the saber to Lord Sidious.
The power.
Too bad it can't be split in half, Maul.
Unlike you! (LAUGHS)
At least I can wield the Force. Force spin! Force leap!
-(GENERAL GRIEVOUS GRUNTS) -(DARTH MAUL GROWLS)
I'm taking it to Sidious!
-GENERAL GRIEVOUS: It's mine! Let go! -You let go!
You let go! Coochy coochy coo...
-(CHUCKLES) Cut that out! -(WARBLES)
(GRUNTS)
(WHIMPERS)
(LAUGHS) I will destroy you! Power is mine!
(COUGHING)
Force flip! (GRUNTS)
-(WARBLES) -(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS) Come on, I just got these!
I've destroyed Jedi. A half-Sith is no match for me!
-(COUGHING AND LAUGHING) -(GRUNTS)
-What? -It appears you are un-armed! (GRUNTS)
-(GRUNTS) -And without a leg to stand on.
(COUGHING)
Hmm, perhaps you need a cough drop!
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: That's not funny!
(GRUNTS AND GROANS)
(COUGHS)
(GROANS)
Warm up the oil bath!
-(THUNDERCLAP) -(CLEARS THROAT)
So, did you find it?
Ooh! Give me, give me, give me!
(GROWLS)
Uh, what's with the eyes?
The blade is mine! All...
Oh, you know, uh, funny thing, it must have been damaged in the fight.
Oh, too bad. Pushity push!
-(GRUNTS) -Goodbye!
(SCREAMING)
(WHISTLING THE DARTH VADER THEME)
DARTH MAUL: (THUDS) Ow!
There it is. (CHUCKLES)
I can't believe he broke it. Apprentices. Am I right? (CHUCKLES)
VANEÉ: Defeated, but not destroyed,
Darth Maul gained a valuable insight into his feeling...
I got it.
-(LIGHTSABER SCREECHING) -Whoa...
So strong.
-(BB-8 BLEEPING) -Uh, Dean? You okay?
Maybe you wanna stop staring into the scary saber?
As Vaneé was saying,
Darth Maul gained a valuable insight.
Power comes not from serving others, but...
From serving yourself.
Very good, boy.
Now, see where the saber leads you.
(WARBLING)
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
Uh, what is that?
-(GRUNTS) -(WARBLING)
(DOOR HISSES)
Perhaps Vaneé placed his hopes on the wrong pilot.
Perhaps.
Follow me, everyone.
-I got a bad feeling... -(BB-8 BLEEPS)
It's still worth mentioning.
VANEÉ: The first Temple of Mustafar.
Built generations ago.
A repository of ancient lore!
(CACKLES)
Lore schmore.
I mean, this stuff must be worth a fortune.
Pack it up, boys.
(BOTH GRUNTING)
Hey!
All treasure is the property of Graballa the Hutt Enterprises, LLC.
-POE: Graballa, we need to talk. -(CHUCKLES)
Let me guess, Dameron, now, you want the spokesman gig, right?
-Too late! -No. This Sith stuff.
Do you have any idea how dangerous it is?
I'm a Hutt.
The only thing I fear is poor cash flow.
DARTH MAUL: Power. DARTH SIDIOUS: Here, boy.
-DARTH MAUL: Freedom is yours. -Save your mother.
-Take what you desire. -DARTH MAUL: Fear no more.
-DARTH VADER: This is yours. -What do you desire?
Whoa!
Yes! The boy has found it.
Found what?
This has the power to make any dream come true.
That little triangle makes wishes come true.
(CHUCKLING) Oh, please.
Nothing in the galaxy can do that.
A Wookiee's Paw can.
Oh, the child knows of the Wookiee's Paw?
The pilots who came to my mom's shop would tell stories.
I've heard those stories, too.
-They're made-up. -Are they?
-(SIGHS) -Submitted for your approval.
The tale of a boy in search of more.
Of a better life. Much like you.
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
(SLURPS)
Uh, the droid on the South Ridge broke down.
Again. Useless.
Luke, I want you to go to Mos Espa and get a new one.
But, Uncle Owen,
I was going to Tosche Station to drop off my application for the Academy.
OWEN: You get your head out of the stars.
Harvest is coming up and we're short-handed. Now go.
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
-I'll show him. -(JAWAS GIGGLE)
I will be a pilot one day and get off this dust ball planet.
You look like you want to get off this dust ball planet.
I got something that might help.
-What is that? -The Wookiee's Paw.
Make a wish and your dream instantly comes true.
(SIGHS)
I wish I was off this rock.
Hey! You look like you want to get off this rock.
You should join the Imperial Academy.
Really?
VANEÉ: And as he wished,
the Wookiee's Paw took Skywalker off of Tatooine.
Yet, he still wasn't satisfied.
LUKE: Ow!
I can't see a thing in this helmet.
I wish I was a pilot.
Sir, what should I do with this extra pilot gear?
Give it to him.
He looks too short to be a stormtrooper anyway.
I'm a pilot!
VANEÉ: Everything Skywalker wanted, he got.
Yet, he still wanted more.
LUKE: (SCOFFS) Patrol duty.
I wish I had the chance to show everyone how great I can be.
(BEEPING)
TARKIN: (OVER SPEAKERS) Lord Vader's squadron is under Rebel ambush.
All fighters assist.
LUKE: It's about time.
-(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) -DARTH VADER: Hmm?
-(THUDS) -DARTH VADER: Hmm?
LUKE: Not so fast, Rebel scum. Eat proton.
(LAUGHING)
-DARTH VADER: You. Pilot. -(GROANS)
DARTH VADER: That maneuver, what do you call it?
The 180 Reverse Proton Move.
DARTH VADER: Most impressive. What's your name?
Luke Skywalker, sir.
DARTH VADER: Skywalker?
-I knew a Skywalker once. -(PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING)
-Um, Lord Vader? -DARTH VADER: Huh? Oh, yeah. Right.
You are sensitive with the Force.
You remind me of... A young me.
I will train you.
Whoa! I only wish I could be as powerful as you.
DARTH VADER: Then come with me.
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
Actually, I wish to be more powerful than you.
(GRUNTING)
DARTH VADER: Your eyes can deceive you.
Don't trust them.
-I can still see. -(WARBLES)
-DARTH VADER: Firm touch. -(GROANS)
DARTH VADER: Focus. Focus.
(GIGGLING) It tickles.
-(GRUNTS) -DARTH VADER: More like this.
-(WARBLES) -(YELPS)
(CHOKES)
DARTH VADER: Try again.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(GRUNTS)
DARTH VADER: (KISSES) For luck.
You have mastered the dark side of the Force.
Yet, I sense you are still unsatisfied.
I want more.
I wish I could fight the rebellion
and become the most famous pilot in the galaxy!
(ALARM BLARING)
TARKIN: The Death Star is under attack! Vader, scramble your men.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
-All wings report in. -REBEL PILOT: Red Two standing by.
Red Ten standing by, Princess Leia.
Red Five standing by.
Good to have you, General Kenobi. And thank you for rescuing me earlier.
No, thank you for rescuing me from that trash compactor, Your Highness.
I wasn't sure I'd make it off the Death Star alive.
(R2-D2 BLEEPS)
LEIA: Lock S-foils in attack position.
I'm making my run. Cover me!
LEIA: Enemy fighters coming our way.
LUKE: Like Beggar's Canyon back home!
(ALARM RINGING)
I'm hit! I can't stay with you!
Get clear, Obi-Wan. You can't do any more good back there.
-I'm on the leader! -LUKE: No, I am!
(R2-D2 BLEEPS)
Oh, no! He's trying the...
LUKE: One-eighty Reverse Proton maneuver! Oh, yeah!
I don't think so, fly boy!
LUKE: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
-Oh! -No!
DARTH VADER: You're going to be the most famous pilot in the galaxy.
LUKE: Yes!
DARTH VADER: For blowing up the Death Star!
LUKE: No.
Is that really what happened?
No, it's not.
You're saying Luke Skywalker did not blow up the Death Star?
Well, yeah, but not like that.
Just as the Wookiee's Paw gave Skywalker all that he wanted,
this holocron will grant whatever you desire.
No! That story is a warning. Be careful what you wish for!
I know what you want.
For your family to be safe.
Open this and never fear for them again.
No, don't do it!
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
Not with your hands. With your heart.
(INDISTINCT VOICES)
(GASPS)
You said this makes dreams come true!
It does make dreams come true.
Mine!
(LAUGHS WICKEDLY)
Long has Vaneé waited for this.
I thought you were the one to make it happen.
But little did I know, it was the boy I needed.
-One who is strong with the Force. -(RUMBLING)
I'm strong with the Force?
Oh, my whole life I was weak. (YELPS)
Pitiful. (YELPS) Afraid to seize power.
(EXCLAIMS EXCITEDLY)
Like in the Mask of Ren story.
VANEÉ: Always toiling for others.
Like Darth Maul.
VANEÉ: Now Vaneé has all he desires.
Like the Wookiee's Paw!
Those stories were for him!
(BB-8 BLEEPING)
Okay, really, like you had it figured out?
VANEÉ: For a generation, the galaxy feared my master!
Now it shall fear... Me.
Yeah, you and what army?
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
(LAUGHS) Yeah, some army. One droid.
(DIGITAL BEEPING)
DROIDS: Roger, roger. Roger. Roger.
VANEÉ: These fools have served their purpose.
NI-L8, annihilate them.
NI-L8: As you command.
-Oh! (CHUCKLES) -DROIDS: Destroy...
NI-L8, "annihilate." Should have put that together sooner.
Swarming killer droids and you focus on the wordplay? Run!
We gotta grab that holocron! It's the source of his power.
-How? -We'll do it the old-fashioned way.
(GRUNTS)
Whoa! Nice shot!
POE: Grab it, kid!
NI-L8: Master, are you all right?
VANEÉ: Without the holocron, my power will not hold! Get them!
DROID: Destroy...
POE: In here.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
Whew! (GASPS)
(SCREAMS)
DROIDS: Roger, roger, roger, roger, roger.
I think I lost 'em.
-(SCREAMS) Mama! That's a big one. -(THUDS)
-(SCREAMS)
My dreams are crumbling around me.
Here's B-14961138815...
-(GRUNTS) -(CLANKING)
(GRUNTING)
-Took you long enough! -DROID: Here's...
(BOTH GRUNTING)
DROIDS: Destroy, roger. Destroy, roger.
(BOTH PANTING)
-(BOTH EXCLAIM) -(BOTH EXCLAIM)
DROIDS: Destroy. Destroy. Destroy. Destroy...
-Destroy. Destroy... -(BOTH GRUNT)
(EXCLAIMS)
-Vaneé's right behind us. -(CLATTERING)
(BB-8 BLEEPING)
-What do we do now? -I have an idea.
VANEÉ: Where is my holocron?
-(CLANKS) -(GRUNTS)
(EXCLAIMS)
RECORDED VOICE: I find your lack of souvenirs disturbing...
Disturbing. Disturbing...
-(DEAN PANTS) -DROIDS: Destroy.
We gotta get to the ship
and get that holocron as far away from Vaneé as possible.
This way!
-It's all my fault. -Kid.
I fixed that lightsaber.
I opened the holocron. All because I was scared.
Everyone gets scared, kid.
You don't.
Well, no, but, you know, sometimes the adrenaline gets going...
(BB-8 BLEEPING)
I'm scared right now.
You can't control fear.
But you can choose what to do with it.
Because without fear, you can't have courage.
(BB-8 BLEEPING)
DROIDS: Destroy. Destroy. Destroy.
POE: BB-8! What are you doing?
(BB-8 BLEEPING)
-(DROID SHRIEKS) -(DROIDS EXCLAIM)
(DROID GROANS)
(BB-8 BLEEPING)
Now let's get outta here.
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
Oh, we never fixed it!
Way to go, Dameron! Always having to prove how brave you are!
-Poe... -Pulling that move in the X-wing!
-Poe? -Opening that stupid door.
(YELLS) Poe!
I got this.
May the Force be with you.
-I'll buy us time. -How?
(POE GRUNTS)
I have no idea!
DROIDS: Destroy. Roger. Destroy. Roger. Destroy. Roger. Destroy...
VANEÉ: The energy of the dark side is slipping away.
Where is the holocron?
-Ah! -(CRASHES)
Blast! Missed! (GRUNTS)
DROIDS: Roger. Roger. Roger.
Ro-Ro-Roger.
They're wrecking my place! We gotta fight!
(EXCLAIMS)
Hide me!
(CHUCKLES) I could get used to this.
(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
VANEÉ: Yes, destroy him!
POE: Come on, come on. Got you right where I want you.
(ALARM BEEPING)
-(ALARM BLARING) -(GASPS)
(GRUNTS AND PANTS)
(POE EXCLAIMS)
(GRUNTS)
(SIGHS)
DROIDS: Destroy. Destroy. Destroy. Destroy. Destroy...
Yeah! This is so fu...
Whoa!
Dean!
VANEÉ: My holocron.
I got this.
(POE WHOOPING)
Nice flyin', kid.
VANEÉ: Master is gone! The Emperor is gone!
Finally, the galaxy shall fear me!
(STRAINING) I'm not scared.
Okay, maybe a little.
DEAN: Hey!
VANEÉ: Give me the holocron and I will spare your friend's life.
No! Fly away! He's getting weaker!
Soon he'll be nothing. Whoa!
-(GRUNTS) -VANEÉ: You don't have that kind of time.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
-The choice is yours, boy. -(YELPING)
Whoa! (GASPS)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
All right!
Although, this reminds me of the story of the Wookie's Paw.
VANEÉ: And how is that?
Careful what you wish for!
VANEÉ: No!
No!
(GRUNTING)
POE: Ow. (GRUNTING)
(BB-8 BLEEPING)
Cut it a little close there, don't you think?
Still, it was a gutsy move. How'd you...
Like you said, without fear you can't have courage.
-Thank you, Poe. -Oh! Don't get all mushy on me, kid.
Aw! Is the brave Poe Dameron afraid of a little mushiness?
Terrified.
Oh!
My hotel. My beautiful hotel.
Ah! You! Look what you did!
You have any idea what this'll cost for me to fix?
You're not fixing anything. You're leaving.
And don't even think about taking those Sith artifacts.
I'm not scared of you, Dameron.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
Okay, fine, I am. Let's go, boys. That means you, too, kid. Come on.
-No. -No?
I'll never work for you again.
See? That's what greed gets you, Graballa.
Nothing.
Yeah, you're right. I really learned my lesson.
Gotta start small! Like a bed and breakfast!
Come on, boys! We're gonna be rich.
-Ooh, breakfast! -Breakfast!
I just realized. My wish came true.
What? You actually wished on that Sith holocron?
Of course not.
But I have been wishing to quit
pretty much from the day I started working for Graballa.
(POE CHUCKLES)
Well, then I guess you're out of a job. What're you going to do now?
I don't know.
I saw how you handled that X-wing. We always need pilots.
Really? Thank you, Poe.
And you should meet my friend, Rey.
She knows a little about the Force.
(HATCH HISSING)
DEAN: So you were scared back there?
POE: Nah, I just said that to make you feel better.
(SCOFFING) I wasn't scared.
(BB-8 BLEEPING)
POE: Was not!
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
NI-L8: Master, forgive me. I have failed you!
(VANEÉ LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
(THUNDERCLAP)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)